Wednesday, 22 August 2007

The Gift

Fuckola!

I know I enjoyed the cucumber post a lot.

But this, this is something special, that came in a beautiful box, gift-wrapped, with a bow. A thing of beauty to savour. Figging. With pic! Oh, thank you all the blogging deities and spirits of satire, thank you! Oh, my sweet muse, you never fail to deliver.

I have laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed.

Tomorrow I get creative. Tonight I just lie back and enjoy my gift.

10 comments:

Freddy said...

Damn - I'm definitely going to be out of range for blogging till Tuesday and will have to wait for this!
Email me a copy?
Please

Ms Robinson said...

It's going to be very difficult to cook South East Asian food now, I can tellyou.

bittersweet me said...

i keep clenching subconciously

Luka said...

Freddy, consider it done.

Ms R - if you run it under the tap for a bit afterwards I'm sure it'll be fine.

Me - I keep laughing, helplessly.

Ms Robinson said...

Surely all all the strength will have been sucked out of it?

Luka said...

Ms R - crikey, I just don't know. Perhaps I should enquire elsewhere. Fancy a bet on whether my comment gets deleted or not if I do?

Ms Robinson said...

Yeah, go on. But I think we both know it will get deleted. I don't know why people put stuff on blogs if they're not prepared to deal with comments. Do they forget they are in the public domain?

Luka said...

OK, Ms R, I shall enquire as to whether the strength of the ginger after insertion is insufficient to be worthwhile as a cooking ingredient at that point, even if you do run it under the tap afterwards.

Ms Robinson said...

You could actually devote a whole blog to your muse I feel. But that would be churlish; I mean I for one can only aspire to such site statistics.

Luka said...

Ah, Ms R, as we both know, popularity is no indicator of quality or intelligence. Millions of people watch Big Brother, after all, or take part in the Lottery.