So many blogs to read, so little time. So many bloggers have so very little to say and yet take so very fucking long to say it. Have you ever wished there was a way to absorb the essence of some of the lengthier posts on certain blogs without having to wade through pages of what looks like the rejected dialogue from the script for Mean Girls? Well, look no further, your prayers are answered!
Smug Girls Who Think They're It
Sex and insecurity, infused by the lame
Smug, Catty and Deadheaded
"I just laughed so hard I think I dislodged my cucumber."
"We're great, aren't we?"
"Better than them."
"Especially that one."
"He met them both this week you know."
"Yes. But we will meet him and have a Big Fuck Fiesta. We win!"
"Do you think anyone will realise we really are this transparently insecure?"
"No, we are far, far too clever for anyone to spot that!"