Sunday, 1 July 2007

Scenes in modern porn I don't really relate to #1

I knew where I was with smut back in the 70s.

Occasionally some kid at school would find a copy of Razzle in his dad's shed, or discarded in a hedge in a layby, and bring it into the playground for a group goggle. Inevitably a teacher would spot the cluster of children, giggling and going "ewww!" and would have to confiscate the magazine, keeping it safely about their person as they retired to the lavatory. In those days nudie ladies had body hair and nudie men had facial hair....and socks.

It was all pretty tame, really.

Today's porn is much harder for me to relate to. Nudie women no longer have any body hair at all and their bosoms don't move. Nudie men now remove their socks! Still, the basics haven't changed too much, though I think there are more facial finales now than there used to be. It's very formulaic - she will give him a blowjob, then get fucked in a variety of positions, then take it up the arse before copping a faceload. Still, while I would prefer to see some more genuine female pleasure in porn, with the focus being on her orgasm, not the man's, I can still relate to it on some level.

When I get confused it is usually when I venture into unfamiliar territory. I can't remember the name of the DVD now....it had a dominatrix type woman on the cover....Anyway, there was a scene where they were in a classroom, disciplining naughty students. One wayward pupil kept weeing on the floor. In slow motion and extreme close up. I think she went on to get fucked in a number of positions, take it up the arse and cop a faceload. That doesn't seem like discipline to me. Surely a wallop with a rolled up newspaper and a stern "bad girl!" while rubbing her nose in it is the way to go? Or having to wear big school pants and a Tena Lady Pad for the rest of the scene.

7 comments:

emma said...

I am not that into most porn, because of the cheap production values and rugby ball breasts. Therefore you must try french porn made by a company called Marc Dorcel. The women have natural breasts and wear lovely sophisticated French outfits and it's all very aesthetically pleasing, orgies in country houses at the edge of Paris etc. Of course the female orgasms aren't realistic but I highly recommend these videos!

EmmaK said...

Also, I agree with you, I can relate to retro (70s) porn more because the people look more real, the saggy tits, hairy pussies, fat thighs of the girls etc and also it reminds me of the thrill we got as schoolkids when we'd find a copy of Razzle in the bin and look at the garish images.

me said...

In the last porn movie i watched, you could clearly see the scars under her breasts from the implants ... but he didn't take his socks off.

emma - thanks for the tip. sounds good.

Luka said...

Yes, Emma, I have a great fondness for those 1970s hairy offerings. French porn, eh? I shall investigate and report my findings! Thanks for the top tip.

Me - surely socks aren't still left on in todays cutting edge pornography market? That's rocked my world, that has.

Freddy said...

never really been into porn films - maybe I've never seen any good stuff, but it's all huff and puff and 'oh yes' and 'oh baby' to me.
someone posted a video on a blog a while ago that featured one of my fantasy scenarios. Two women fucking a guy, and each other, with a dildo.
None of them appeared to be enjoying it. I don't mean they looked like it was unpleasant, they just looked bored.

Luka - you are a fucking star btw - I want to comment on every post here, and may well do so before the day is out!

Luka said...

Exactly, Freddy, there is so little genuine enjoyment. And the one thing that ignites my passion, is another's passion. That fire in the eyes that sparks another in my belly.

And thank you for the lovely compliment! X

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