mmmm i'll make you hardI am hard!
PMSLYou two owe me a new keyboard! It's time that someone enterprising made a coffee-proof computer. You can think yourselves lucky I wasn't on the laptop, that would have been expensive, and potentially dangerous!
Me - Excellent one! Love it! Freddy - you need some kind of clear plastic sheeting. Endlessly useful.
"Are you wet?""No. I have my anorak on. And a brolly."
mmmm i'm going to make you cumI already did, 10 minutes ago, and YOU DIDN'T NOTICE(unfortunately this really did happen, not very long ago, and he hasn't let me forget ...)
Man - now that's the kind of classic line that should be Wobbly Arsed or whatever the cool kids are calling it these days.Me - good heavens. But who came and who didn't notice? You or him?
him! i'm not so discreet when i arrive, and was obviously enjoying myself too much to notice he had ...
Hardly your fault, me. He was wearing an anorak at the time lmao. They're supposed to protect you from all types of showers...
Me - this is why I like noisy chaps.
You'd know if I'd got there.
Freddy - Would you bellow like a bull and erupt like Vesuvius? Is there a mighty roar as the duvet is blown across the room and plastered to the wall with the force of your passion?(Rubs thighs, pervily)
LMAOPlay your cards right Luka you may find out - you did say you were an equal opportunities type?
I think I'm going to like reading wicked bad naughty Luka - you make me smile, big time!
Hello Jackie!I am very glad I make you smile. That is always my intention.
Freddy - I am very much an equal opportunities type. I look forward to receiving your application.
I think you'll like my boudoir browsing - it contains arse too!
I do indeed, Jackie.
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