Saturday, 28 July 2007

How Not to Play

"Stand."

"You stand."

"I am standing!"

"Ah. Do you want me to fetch a box or something?

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"Strip."

"You strip."

"I already have!"

"Ah. I thought that was a mohair jumper."

17 comments:

me said...

mmmm i'll make you hard

I am hard!

Freddy said...

PMSL

You two owe me a new keyboard! It's time that someone enterprising made a coffee-proof computer. You can think yourselves lucky I wasn't on the laptop, that would have been expensive, and potentially dangerous!

Luka said...

Me - Excellent one! Love it!

Freddy - you need some kind of clear plastic sheeting. Endlessly useful.

The Man With Secrets said...

"Are you wet?"

"No. I have my anorak on. And a brolly."

me said...

mmmm i'm going to make you cum

I already did, 10 minutes ago, and YOU DIDN'T NOTICE

(unfortunately this really did happen, not very long ago, and he hasn't let me forget ...)

Luka said...

Man - now that's the kind of classic line that should be Wobbly Arsed or whatever the cool kids are calling it these days.

Me - good heavens. But who came and who didn't notice? You or him?

me said...

him! i'm not so discreet when i arrive, and was obviously enjoying myself too much to notice he had ...

having my cake said...

Hardly your fault, me. He was wearing an anorak at the time lmao. They're supposed to protect you from all types of showers...

Luka said...

Me - this is why I like noisy chaps.

Freddy said...

You'd know if I'd got there.

Luka said...

Freddy - Would you bellow like a bull and erupt like Vesuvius? Is there a mighty roar as the duvet is blown across the room and plastered to the wall with the force of your passion?

(Rubs thighs, pervily)

Freddy said...

LMAO
Play your cards right Luka you may find out - you did say you were an equal opportunities type?

Jackie Adshead said...

I think I'm going to like reading wicked bad naughty Luka - you make me smile, big time!

Luka said...

Hello Jackie!I am very glad I make you smile. That is always my intention.

Luka said...

Freddy - I am very much an equal opportunities type. I look forward to receiving your application.

Jackie Adshead said...

I think you'll like my boudoir browsing - it contains arse too!

Luka said...

I do indeed, Jackie.