Some blog posts are just far, far too wordy for an incredibly busy and important person such as myself to be bothered with. My time is valuable and any post that involves having to scroll down more than a couple of times has to be pretty fucking amazing to hold my attention or be worth the energy expended by my poor, overworked finger.
And chances are that if the post title includes a Roman numeral, and is part eleven of an unending series of tedious, drawn out, wank fantasies masquerading as Proper Writing, it is probably not going to be worth the bother.
However, if you are still not convinced, as a public service, I am prepared to offer up a condensed version so you can decide if reading the entire post would be a wise investment of your time.
Reprobate in a Tutu
The Nudie Ladies VIII, Chapter 18
There were all these nudie ladies, and I nobbed the lot of them. When I stopped nobbing them they got all lesbotic with each other before letting me nob them again.
It was great!
Log in tomorrow for the next enthralling chapter!