Sometimes I am unable to post a comment for various reasons. It might be that I know the author of a particular blog thinks I am worse than Hitler and tends to delete my comments, or it could be that I decide not to cause unrest, or it could just be that I couldn't be arsed at the time or was too drunk.
Some comments just linger in my mind, though, and must find an outlet. So here they are, my random outbursts that have no other home.
- Hooray! Don't let the door hit your arse on your way out!
- You're a twat.
- Trying to care....trying to care....No, still don't care.
- When you say "how lucky that person is, about whom you just wrote so beautifully and evocatively" we all know you are referring to yourself. There is no air of mystery to it. It is as obvious as you are. Just say "thanks" and stop being so wanky.
- You're not lovely, you're a twat.
- Ye-e-es, I am sure you do want that, but why illustrate it with a picture of an airbrushed, paintshopped-to-beyond-perfection nude? I know what naked ladies look like. I can read your scenario and imagine a naked lady. I don't need an illustration. Well, not one that looks so far removed from the reality of the truly erotic naked ladies I am familiar with.
- Being smug doesn't make you an "Alpha Male" it just makes you a twat.
- I have seen more erotic imagery in the cat's litter tray.