I don't get off on frotting myself against the faces of small animals. I can see a fluffy bunny or a dolphin and feel no urge at all to shove its visage into my groin. This is great, as I can happily visit pet shops or the Sea Life Centre with no fear of social embarrassment.
So why do the manufacturers of sex toys feel that an animalistic theme is the optimum design for a vibrator? Maybe the designers have had particularly odd experiences with the women in their life. Maybe they came in, sat down at the drawing board and came up with a couple of designs. A tough choice had to be made. Dick,
But I don't. I don't want my sex toys to have faces. Not the ones made of silicone anyway.