Because The Man was so butch, and put his hands on his hips and everything, I am going to do his, frankly stupid, meme thing.
1. These are not my shoes.
2. I have a fetish for having jam smeared over my naked body and then having slices of toast flung at me by men dressed as Mounties.
3. I keep the dessicated remains of my first hamster in a tiny box-coffin that I keep in my pocket as a conversation piece.
4. I once won first prize in the Cheese Marketing Board fancy dress competition. I went as Wensleydale.
5. I like to take photos of myself in just a snorkel and flippers and post them on seal sanctuary websites.
6. Once, after a particularly refreshing night out, I was abducted by small, furry aliens. They took me into their wooden, tree-like spaceship and offered me futuristic space food, very similar to nuts in appearance. When I woke up some time later, I was alone on a park bench and covered in acorns.
7. I find other people's memes as boring as other people's dreams. Or the Sugasm listings.